Kelly M.
 
Coming this spring, Miss Noodleta starts her craze for noodles!
 
On February 6, 2011 in the neighborhood of Hooberhad, Miss Balba Caseque was walking down Hadenhooper Lane to her friend's house on Nadercooper Drive. As she was passing the modest ranch home, she spat out her huge peice of bubble gum aiming for the lawn, but the bubble gum was shot through the open window. She didn't think it would make much of a difference if the owners of the house found a little bit of gum on the floor, so she walked on down to Nadercooper Drive at the end of the block.
Later on that day, around noonish, Mr. Ellias Fardernin was strolling up the street of Hadenhooper Lane to go buy some milk for his mom. When he came home he reached the modest ranch home and he threw his empty soda cup aiming for the trash can on the corner, but the cup soared through the wide open living room window: the same one Balba Caseque had spat her gum through.
At about 2pm, Balba Caseque came home from her friend's house. As she passed the modest ranch home, she hid behind the bushes, feeling guilty for that peice of gum. But when she looked at the window, she didn't see angry people yelling and screaming over a peice of gum in their carpet like she expected. She saw a bubble-gum pink blob spreading through the window and onto the porch. She didn't know what to do so she ran on, hoping no one noticed.
 
Yankee Doodle called his feather "macaroni" because it rymed with the word "pony".
 
1. Worm Cakes. Baked and choped by our best chefs the worms are nice and fresh.
2. Snot Stew. If you like to pick your nose you'll love our new, special soup.
3. Toenail Toppings. Cut off of the chefs son who has no shoes at all and loves to play outside in the mud we would love for you to try our new toppings for the worm cakes.
 
Why is your breath so minty fresh?
What do you rinse your mouth with after you brush your teeth?
 What do you use in the bathroom to make your breath smell good?
 
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